Residents of Fairbanks, Alaska have evacuated due to a plastic bag gone wild. After San Francisco created legislation to ban plastic bags, the bags had to migrate elsewhere. One angry bag in particular made his way to Fairbanks, where he exploded with anger and began taking it out upon the innocent city. The bag was reported to be yelling remarks such as "San Francisco is racist!" and "What happened to the land of the free?!", while destroying vehicles and buildings. After a report from the Mayor, the city began evacuating. No one is sure where the plastic bag will go next, but until police and other defensive units capture the bag, police urge all Americans to stay alert.
The picture above was taken by a pedestrian as he began to flee. It was taken on College Road across the street from Radio Fairbanks.